so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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