talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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