You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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