I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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