what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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