"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
