some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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