i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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