she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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