i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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