all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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