I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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