why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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