One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize