Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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