I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
