Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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