your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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