your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's shark week go big or go home
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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