At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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