i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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