i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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