i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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