i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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