So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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