Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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