that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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