We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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