Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
