nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
