gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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