hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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