The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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