I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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