take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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