I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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