hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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