She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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