i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm passing your future prison.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Randomize
