So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
