I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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