To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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