It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
