just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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