If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
