Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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