i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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