So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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