I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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