How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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