I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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