ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
tell me about the fingering
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