I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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