I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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