After last night, I could never be a politician.
She announced her abortion via fbk
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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