How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My ass is underappreciated
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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