There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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