We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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